Some people ask what’s in a name; I say Al(l)’s in a name………

I have been a resident of Gujarat for the past 2 years now and 6 years before that. Anybody who has been here for as long as I have been or for an even lesser duration will agree that Gujaratis are the most carefree amongst Indians. This is evident from their cuisine and obvious during festivals. Its no holds barred when it comes to funtime amongst gujjus. They are lovely people.

Now that I have secured my position on my stand about gujaratis, i will start the actual blog now.

As everyone must be knowing sardarji names have been a big time favourite amongst jokes, Now they have serious competition. This time from Gujju girls. Anybody who has been here for as long as I have been would probably notice that generally most gujju girl names end with an 'al' just like all madrasi names with 'an' (ramanathan, narayanan etc) and sardarji names with '-inder singh' (do I need to mention?). So doing justice to Gujju names' claim to fame and introducing them to the world of ridicule are the following questions.................

Q What would you call a Gujju gal who is hot?

A Hotal (read hotel)

Q What would you call a Gujju gal who is in coma?

A Komal

Q What would you call a dangerous Gujju gal?

A Lethal

Q What would you call a 'phoolish' Gujju gal?

A Floral

Q What would you call a slipper(y) Gujju gal?

A Chappal

Q If the earth were a Gujju Gal, what would it have been named?

A Global

Q What would you call a mad Gujju gal?

A Mental (of course)

Disclaimer

The names mentioned above and thereof are absolutely fictional and any resemblance with real persons is completely coincidental.