Laughter quota of QUOTA laughter

After all those escapades guess i have escaped blogging long enough...

I was wondering what my 'comeback' blog would be about. It had to be on reservation.
In spite of incessant protests from medicos all over the country the government( surprisingly or not so surprisingly; even the opposition) seems to have almost ignored them. And we always thought democracy ensures equality... (some might say it does). Anyway this is not yet another debate on the boiling issue that has kept the media persons (apart from the students themselves) quite busy.

Well, doctors might have the perfect medicines to heal all the diseases in the world but for all those afflicted and hurt by the reservation/quota issue nothing could be better than the only real panacea..... laughter. I received these cheeky remarks on the HRD minister in an email.

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?

Ans : 49.5% off.


WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITE CITY?

Ans : Kota


WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?

Ans : Because he's 'reserved' by nature.


WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?

Ans So that he could read 'backwards'.


ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?

Ans : For every SC, there should be an ST.


IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?

Ans : Choosing the caste.


IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?

Ans : Backward Class


IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?

Ans : AD, BC & OBC

courtesy the sender....